Today must be the 160548 time i've seen a Range Rover Sport drive past my balcony...

Hello all =)

Today is a good day! im going to enroll today and im not nervous =S xD.

anyway im going to update u on the happenings of the UK...

Now i live right next to a baby trading company outpost office thing, but there is nothing rly baby about it...okay at about 8am in the morning every weekday the executives of the whale like...baby company outpost turn up...okay are you ready for this?

The first one turns up in a Black Bentley Continental

The second turns up in another COMPLETELY identical black Bentley Continental...(must be some serious company cars their giving out)

The Third Turns up in a Black Porsche Boxster

The Forth turns up in a brandspanking X6

The Fifth turns up in a Lamborghini Gallardo

AND...AND the last one turns up in a....wait for it...wait for it...grey Aston Martin V8 Vantage...

Now we must all take a moment here and think for a second...if this is what the executives of a lil itchi bitsi baby outpost trading company drive to their work in...what for the life of me do the CEOs of the huge ass companies drive to their daily 9 to 5 in??

Okay...elsewhere in the region...someone in some road somewhere...apparently a man hole cover has collapsed in on itself....................HOW....HOW in the world does a 2 pound bit of steel fall through the vastness of earth? it just doesnt make sense! sigh the brilliance of the british life...

Next up on the agenda....there is three THOUSAND! stupid STUPID people who hav decended on a field in....some posh place that i cant remember...but they have been setting up camp, plumbing..and food places and what are the trusty police up to? they are sitting back in their volvo hatchbacks and watching from a safe distance like their on holiday in the safari....

BUT at least someone is doing something...there is this guy who works in the radio...he is like the ian and jj of malaysia...he (the brilliant man he is) called up one of these..."environmentalists" and had a right good talk to him...ON NATIONAL RADIO...he pointed out some very good points to me actually...did u know that the millions of people in britain are PAYING for these people to do these things through our taxes? these people are walking around with nokia, LG and samsung phones that OUR money has paid for.

Let me tell you how it works....due to the unique way the economy is run...these people get benefits of astronomical proportions..and where do these funds come from? yes u got that right, not from the government, but from us...

Here is something else to think about...you know those damn Priusesses things? those "environmentally" friendly things that everyone seems to love. Well a word of advice comming from THE man himself Mr Jeremy Clarkson. He has worked out that due to the interesting way the prius is built...the nickel for example that is used to power the batteries and such (and i must say this is all said by Jeremy) that comes from a mine...in CANADA....now nickel mining creates alot of sulfur and acid rain that will spread throughtout the country killing trees...then they load it on a massive massive cargoship that is sent to europe where it is processed and then onto China where it is turned into a kind of foam......foam?...okay dont ask why cause i have no idea either...THEN onto Japan where its put in the car by essentially godzilla...

NOW this has been clarified and researched that in the long term a Toyota Prius does more damage to the environment than a land Rover Discovery....now your all probably going...O.o eh are you sure??...well it has been proved and researched and researched again and it is true.

And finally to be the complete icing on the cake a BMW M3...will do 19.5 miles to the gallon where as a Toyota Prius will only do 17.4 miles to the gallon...so it isnt even economical...so...you choose which one would YOU rather drive...